Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Jam: January 2021

A "Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Jams" sweets label with red and white stripes and the text on a yellow scroll.

Happy new year, wizard rock fans! Welcome to another Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Jam, a creative challenge for anyone who likes making stuff! Every month we have a different theme or prompt for people to respond to. In the past we’ve seen visual art, cover song videos, poetry, song lyric snippets, and fully-produced new songs. I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of creativity the new year will bring!


December’s theme brought a wintry vibe: snow! Let’s take a look back at all the amazing creations December brought us, and then we’ll reveal the theme for January at the end of the post.

First up, it’s Bertie Bott’s regular TK from Totally Knuts! They did a beautiful job coloring this geometric snowflake design made by the artist Bee. The colors are so bright and so inviting, and I feel like this would look gorgeous as a stained glass window. Can’t you just imagine light pouring through those panels?

Geometric snowflake created by Bee and colored in bright purples, reds, and greens by TK

Next up is everyone’s favorite hostwitch – Bess from WZRD Radio Podcast! Bess took a classic craft and gave it a wizard rock twist. She made these incredibly clever and detailed paper snowflakes! If you look closely, you’ll find some magical designs tucked into some of them! The Sorting Hat is a definite standout for me, but I think the cat has to be my favorite. Look at those little ears!

Paper snowflakes with Harry Potter themed cutouts, hanging in a window.

Rounding out December’s snow creations is Mermanda of Muggle Snuggle. Mermanda plays approximately twelve thousand different instruments, so it was delightful to see her pull out the lyre harp, mandolin, and bass xylophone to cover a Hawthorn and Holly song. Mermanda’s version of “A Snow Falls Soft” is delicate and haunting, and perfectly evokes a winter snowfall. Her vocals soar in this tender delivery of one of the saddest wizarding Christmas songs. Stream it on Bandcamp or download a copy to keep forever – it’s pay what you want!

Now, into the new year we go! A lot of people dream big dreams at the beginning of the year or try to predict what the coming months will hold for them, so for January we’re going with the theme of “divination.” 

You’re invited to make any kind of creative response to the theme and share it in the comments for everyone to enjoy. All kinds of submissions are welcome! Write a song about unfogging the future, make a video dancing to a song about Professor Trelawney, write out a list of your own invented fates like Ron and Harry do for their divination homework, or create a custom tarot spread for wizard rock fans. It doesn’t have to be polished or professional, or even finished! Just use your imagination (and any prophetic powers you might possess!) and have fun.

5 responses to “Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Jam: January 2021”

  1. TK Lawrence Avatar
    TK Lawrence

    Here are three haikus about the Golden Trio:

    Hermione G
    Doesn’t believe the worth of
    Divination Class

    Ron will be the one
    To ask about the house-elves
    Hermione smiles

    Harry Potter is
    More than just the boy who lived
    He is family

  2. Bess Avatar

    Yeah, I’m still proud of those.

  3. Dots and Lines Avatar
    Dots and Lines

    When I saw this month’s prompt, I knew right away that I wanted to pick up a parody I wrote a verse of last year. I was hoping to have a full song by the end of the month (just in time for Groundhog Day), but no such luck.

    Instead, here’s what it looks like when I’m in the middle of writing a parody song, after it’s a little further along than the initial idea. I use the original lyrics as a template, so it looks kind of funny at this stage.

    Sybill, a parody of Superman by Five for Fighting:

    I can’t stand to fly
    I’m not that naive
    What I need to find
    The inner eye can see

    It’s more than a sign
    It’s more than a dream
    It’s more than some numbers like seven and thirteen
    And it’s not easy to prophecy

    I wish that I could cry
    Fall upon my knees
    Find a way to lie
    ‘Bout a home I’ll never see

    It may sound absurd, but it’s up to fate
    Though there are some who interrogate
    They won’t be deterred, and I won’t debate
    Those who prognosticate can make mistakes
    And it’s not easy to prophecy

    Way up in my tower I can see
    It’s not all right
    How can you sleep sound tonight
    Like you’re not dying or anything

    I can’t stand to fly
    I’m not that naive
    Men weren’t meant to ride
    With clouds between their knees

    I’m not on demand in a silly red sheet
    Searching for symbols in this cup of tea
    Not on demand in a funny red sheet
    Looking for any kind of prophecy

    A prophecy, a prophecy, yeah
    A prophecy, a prophecy
    I’m not on demand in a funny red sheet
    I’m not on demand looking for a dream
    I’m not on demand in a funny red sheet
    And it’s not easy
    Oh, it’s not easy to prophecy

    1. Sagan Avatar
      Sagan

      EXCELLENT

  4. Christie Avatar
    Christie

    Can’t figure out how to comment with an image so I put my entry on my Instagram and am putting the link to the post here lol: https://www.instagram.com/p/CKxlDNbA6AI/?igshid=511kfkz0xpvo

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